sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

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laughawayeternity:

k1mkardashian:

selena gomez watching justin bieber’s career

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I love watching this post come back every time he fucks up

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roughrimjob:

*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

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the-asgardian-tardis-at-221b:

assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it

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